When I was in college (Community college. That counts! Don’t be petty.) Some friends called me and said that I should come over because two of them were each going to drink an entire bottle of a specific over-the-counter cough syrup and “see what happened.”
What happened was that I learned that watching two guys lying around in a mumbling stupor wasn’t nearly as entertaining as I’d hoped.
They guys were okay, though I believe neither of them ever did that again, which says something for how enjoyable the experience was.
One of them is a schoolteacher now. There’s something to think about at your next parent-teacher conference.