People don’t want to hear about the funny thing that happened in the bathroom. If you say, “The funniest thing just happened in the bathroom,” you can see how conflicted it makes them.
Alas, I can’t think of any funny bathroom stories at the moment. I suspect you’re more relieved than disappointed.
Note from Missy: So, Scott, you wouldn’t like me telling your readers about how one of our cats races to the bathroom with you every morning? And how she bites you on the butt, then curls up in your shorts? And that you refer to it as “daddy-daughter time”? Noted.
Note from Scott: Yes, I would hate it if you told them that.