French friescream sounds like a terrible idea. I admit it. But you have to admit, a big order of fries with a milkshake on the side sounds like a great idea. I just took the logic a step further.
Note from Missy: It wasn’t until my teens that I learned that some people dip their French fries in their milkshakes. Not gonna lie, I was horrified. I’m not against soggying up a fry with ranch or tartar sauce or something, but the idea of hot fries plus cold milkshake makes my teeth hurt.